Boop that last post was a lie I queued this mofo HAHAAA ya’ll just got Mormon’d
I will miss you all dearly
see you in two years
masterjared said: BYE DAVIS I'LL MISS YOUR DAILY INTERNET PRESENCE HAVE FUN IN UTAH FOR LIKE 6 MONTHS AND THEN IN NORWAY WHERE YOU WILL HOPEFULLY HAVE LEARNED ENOUGH NORWEGIAN TO BE SUCCESSFUL. THE ONLY ADVICE I FEEL QUALIFIED TO OFFER IS THIS: BRING ALL OF THE MONSTER'S UNIVERSITY MAC N' CHEESE YOU CAN. GOOD LUCK, FRIEND.
I’M CRYING A LOT RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY WAH
I am really excited but I don’t totally understand what I’m getting myself into aaaah
I want emails and stuff every once in a while that’d be great
(also I’ll only be in Utah for 6 weeks not months)
but what if instead of getting drunk we all got sober like what if we were all constantly drunk and then on the weekends we get sober at night and have tea and intelligent conversations and then the next morning we’d wake up drunk again like “man i was so sober last night i think i figured out a cure for cancer”
Someone should write a book about this.